Couch Potato – Relaxing pet oil with phytocannabinoids

Your pet's daily stress, separation anxiety, or overstimulation can significantly reduce their quality of life. Fortunately, there's a natural solution— Couch Potato oil, which brings relief, soothing and helps restore your pet's mental balance.

Why choose Couch Potato?

This oil has been carefully formulated to support the well-being of every animal—from small rodents to dogs and cats. Its unique formula is based on natural ingredients that have soothing and regenerative properties without causing psychoactive effects.

Brings relief and relaxation in moments of stress – perfect during a storm, New Year's Eve or travel.
Relieves motion sickness, helping your pet cope better with longer car journeys.
Improves mood and energy, thanks to which your pet will be happier and more active.
It soothes pain and introduces a state of inner peace.
Supports the renewal and reconstruction of neural connections, which is crucial for the health of the nervous system.
Natural, safe and clean – does not contain THC or other psychoactive substances.
Easy to use every day, suitable even for the smallest pets.

Key product features

Characteristic	Description
Composition	Cold-pressed Norwegian salmon oil (88.3%), krill oil (10%), hemp seed cake oil (500mg/1000mg), rosemary extract (0.2%)
Analytical composition	Fats: 96%, Phospholipids: 3.5%, Omega 3 acids: 16%, EPA: 7%, DHA: 6%
Action	Relaxing, analgesic, anti-inflammatory, supporting the nervous and immune systems
Bioavailability	Krill oil increases the absorption of cannabinoids by up to 3 times
Security	No THC, no psychoactive effects, natural composition
Packaging	Practical and easy to dose

Ingredients and their effects

Norwegian salmon oil It is rich in omega-3 and omega-6 fatty acids (EPA and DHA), which support heart health, immune system health, anti-inflammatory properties, and skin and coat health. It also supports cognitive function and metabolism.

Krill oil It contains phospholipids, which increase the bioavailability of cannabinoids by up to four times, allowing the active ingredients to better penetrate cell membranes and remain in the body longer. It also contains astaxanthin, a natural antioxidant that supports cell protection from oxidative stress. Additionally, krill oil promotes joint, brain, heart, and liver health, and improves skin condition.

Rosemary extract It has strong antioxidant and anti-inflammatory properties. It supports the nervous system, helps regenerate skin and fur, reduces swelling, and promotes the healing of irritation.

Oil from hemp cake extraction provides phytocannabinoids (CBD and CBG), which have a relaxing, anti-inflammatory effect and support the digestive and nervous systems of animals, bringing them a feeling of joy and well-being.

How to use Couch Potato oil?

Dosage should be adjusted according to the animal's body weight and should not exceed 2 mg of cannabinoids per 1 kg of body weight per day. For example, for a 20 kg animal, the recommended daily dose is 10 ml (approximately 2 teaspoons).

We encourage you to start with smaller doses and gradually increase them, observing your pet's reaction. The effects of the oil are most noticeable after 4-5 days of regular use, although in some cases, they can appear after just 20 minutes to an hour.

Who is Couch Potato oil for?

Dogs with separation anxiety, e.g. Maltese or Shih Tzu – helps relieve stress associated with separation from the owner.
Active and sporting dogs, such as Border Collie or Australian Shepherd – supports the regeneration of muscles and joints after exercise.
Older dogs – relieves symptoms associated with aging, including joint pain and memory problems.
Indoor cats – helps to cope with stress resulting from limited space and stimuli.
Older cats – supports joint health, improves energy and well-being.
Cats with digestive problems, e.g. Persian or Maine Coon – regulates the functioning of the digestive system, relieving vomiting and diarrhea.

Safety and quality

The product does not contain THC or other psychoactive substances, as confirmed by regular laboratory analyses. All ingredients are natural, safe, and sourced with the utmost care. The oil may cause only mild drowsiness as a side effect, and the only contraindication is allergies to the ingredients listed.

User reviews

Users appreciate Couch Potato oil for its ease of dosing and rapid action on stress and pain. They praise its natural composition and lack of side effects. Many people have noticed an improvement in their pets' mood and energy after just a few days of use.

Additional tips

Storage: Store the oil in a cool, dry place, away from light and out of reach of children.
Administration: It can be added directly to the animal's mouth or mixed with food.
Regularity: To achieve best results, use the oil regularly, according to the dosage recommendations.
Travel and stress: Start administering the preparation a few days before a planned stressful event, e.g. travel, a visit to the vet or New Year's Eve.

Give your friend a daily dose of peace and health with natural Couch Potato oil – may every day be full of joy and harmony!